Have you ever thought your penis was too small?

You probably have.

It’s a constant burden on yourself. You flirt with a foxy girl at the bar, and even though she gives you every sign that she’s interested, you hesitate.

“What if I can’t satisfy her?”

Then you settle for a polite exchange of pleasantries and go home alone, thinking “If only my dick were bigger.”

I’ve been there, too.

Looking back, I probably wasn’t as small as I thought I was. I definitely could have taken care of a few more girls, but I was embarrassed. There was no way I could live up to any girl’s expectations, and I didn’t even try.

I was defeated before I stepped into the ring. I’d heard of penis pills years before, but I was skeptical. Penis surgery was out of the question, too. Not only did I not have $5,000 lying around to spend on my penis, the thought of somebody cutting up my most prized organ didn’t exactly make me comfortable.

So after yet another day of whining over my penis, I did what everybody with a computer and internet access did.

I Googled “How To Increase The Size Of Your Penis”

There was still talk of pills and surgery, but after searching around for a while, I stumbled upon some forums that seemed promising. I devoured all the information on there and learned about different exercises like stretching and jelqing, which people said improved your length and girth.

Giddy with excitement, I pulled on my penis and “milked” it, as jelqing was also called.

I was underwhelmed to say the least.

It was partly my own fault. I didn’t want to invest an hour three or four days a week to working on my dong, but I was also not living alone and didn’t have the privacy.

I stopped the manual exercises after two weeks, but as luck would have it, I stayed on the forums.

And that’s when I came across the best thing that ever happened to my penis size.

Let’s take a break from my story for a minute.

What if I told you…

• you could improve your sexual stamina?
• you could increase the frequency and firmness of your erections?
• you could improve your penis size by an average of two inches, and girth by one inch?

And all that in only fifteen minutes a day, in the shower!

You could live a worry-free life, knowing you could satisfy your partner every time. You could enjoy the amazed look on her face when you unbutton your pants and she looks at the biggest dick she’s ever seen. You could walk down the street with a newfound swagger, knowing you’re more hung than any other guy you come across.

Enter the Bathmate

The Bathmate is a water-based penis pump developed by John Oakes in 2006. He wanted to help a friend of his who suffered a spinal injury and couldn’t get an erection. After testing various air-based penis pumps and finding them lacking, he built the thing himself and tried it out. He was so satisfied with the result that he formed a company, called his invention “Hercules,” and started selling it.

But he didn’t stop there. He kept working on it and developed a new line of products, the Hydromax X-Series, which I came across and bought. And what he came up with is very impressive indeed. Check it out:

• New Bellows With 35% More Power

You get more suction, creating a better vacuum and a stronger training effect. Not only that, the size of the bellows has been increased, so you have more space for girth expansion.

• Removable Comfort Pad

You get a tighter and more comfortable seal, so you need to pump less and lose less suction. You can use it without the Comfort Pad, as I do, and still get a great pump.

• Superflow Latch Valve

If you ever pump too much, you can release some of the pressure in two seconds. And once you’re done, just press the valve and remove the Bathmate without any fuss.

• Measuring Guide

You’ll have a visual cue of your progress.

• No Assembly Required

You can literally unpack it, hop in the shower, and get your first Bathmate session in within five minutes.

• Easy To Use

The learning curve is so shallow, it will take you less than five tries to become a pro at using it – Guaranteed.

• Safer Than Traditional Air Pumps

Because of the valve, you can remove the pump far faster than any air pump. It is also much more difficult to reach anything approaching dangerous levels of pressure in a water pump. As long as you avoid any painful sensations while in the pump, you’re good to go!

• Minimal Time Commitment Required

Using the Bathmate takes fifteen minutes every other day, and you can do it in the shower. No hassle and no intrusion on your daily life mean you’re much more likely to stick with it – and see results!

• Results After Your Very First Use

Your penis will get pumped up so well, you’ll catch a glimpse of how it will look in a few months’ time. It will deflate after that, but the gains will become permanent after about six weeks of use.

• Length Gains Of Up To 3 Inches, Girth Gains Of Up To 30%

Your cock won’t become a disproportionate Frankenpenis. Just imagine for a second what that would mean to you: Never worry about your penis size again. Make every woman scream with delight (and maybe a little pain if you’re too big for her).

• Increased Stamina

You’ll never be a two-minute-man again and tell your girl “Oops… I’m sorry, I was just too excited.” You’ll pound her relentlessly for hours at a time.

• Firmer & More Erections

Your penis will become so hard, it can be painful at times if you don’t get release. And although this is a quality problem, you’ll have boners at inconvenient times. Beats having to worry about getting an erection at all though, right?

• Easy Cleaning

When you’re done using it, just fill it up with some soapy water and rinse. That’s it, you’re done!

So What Happened To Me?

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure whether I should spend so much money on such a shady product. I used it religiously though, and I never looked back. To give you a glimpse of how well it works:

My girlfriend at the time had to move away for two months because of some work-related stuff. We didn’t see each other during that time, but my Bathmate arrived about a week earlier. I hadn’t used it yet, mostly because my penis was sore from all the sex we had before she left.

So when she was away, I used it. And I watched my dick grow by about a centimeter in those two months (about 0.4 inches). I might have grown faster, but I was still needlessly skeptical and took it extra slow.

When she came back, we had wild, sweaty sex. Not only was I harder than I have been in months, if not years, I also lasted about two minutes longer. Nothing extreme, but I didn’t specifically train for it, so that’s awesome. As we laid there in post-orgasmic bliss, she asked me:

“Did you get bigger somehow? You sure felt bigger. And harder.”

I waved it off and said it was probably just because she hadn’t had sex in two months. I grinned like a madman on the inside though, knowing it had all paid off.

So, with all that said, is there anything negative about the Bathmate?

I can only think of one thing: You need to be consistent. I wouldn’t have gained almost half an inch in two months if I hadn’t stuck to a routine.

But that’s true for anything in life, so I can’t even consider that a negative.

So by now you might be thinking:

How Much Does This Baby Cost?

You might be worried that this odd-looking pump will set you back a fortune.

It won’t.

The Bathmate X30 costs just $159.00, and honestly, that’s a steal.

Let’s think about it for a moment.

How many hours in your life have you worried about your penis size? I sure thought about it for more than 200 hours. And let’s say that for every hour, I paid myself $1.

I could easily afford the Bathmate, and I would have 200 fewer hours of worry in my life.

Or let’s try it from another angle. You could make the gains in penis size the Bathmate promises with manual stretches and jelqing, but it would take you an hour.

Worse, you need dedicated stretching and jelqing time. And even though you can use the Bathmate in the shower, let’s be fair and say it takes fifteen minutes every day.

So over the course of a week, assuming you train three times, you save 3 * 45 = 135 minutes. Let’s make it an even two hours. So you get the same gains in 1/4 the time.

But that’s not even all!

Because the Bathmate is so easy to use, you’re much more likely to use it. AND because you see a measurable increase in penis size after every use, you’ll even look forward to using it.

I’m so glad I only spent two weeks on stretching and jelqing back then, and I hope to save you that time and worry, too.

You might also consider surgery. That starts at about $1,000, not to mention it’s scary dangerous and not always permanent. I wouldn’t even think about it, I just want to show you how great the Bathmate is in comparison.

Sounds Awesome! Where Can I Get One Of These Bad Boys?

It’s easy.

Click here, and you’ll be sent off to the official Bathmate vendor. There’s a size guide if you don’t know which model to get. Just enter your erect length & girth measurements and they’ll tell you the ideal model. I’d advise you to get one of the X-Series (X-20, X-30, or X-40) though, because they’re easier to use and stronger, i.e. gives faster results. The Xtreme-Series is for people with previous P.E. experience. Honestly, if you’re a beginner, the X-Series should suit you just fine.

Afterwards, press the “Order Now” button and choose your model and color. After selecting both, you’ll be asked whether you want to upgrade to the Bathmate bundle.

The bundle includes a towel, shower strap, cleaning brush, capsule case, and lube. I didn’t upgrade, because I didn’t have the money to spare at the time, but if you feel like it, go for it.

You’ll be sent to the checkout page, where you’ll have to enter your billing and shipping address, shipping method, and payment options.

You can choose between Standard (Free), Express ($12.00), and Priority ($30.00) shipping. I don’t know exactly how long they take, but I got mine within a week and I live in Germany, so it can’t take long.

After choosing the shipping method, you can choose to pay with credit card or PayPal.

That’s it!

Will The Packaging Be Discreet?

Yes!

Nowhere on the package will it say “PENIS PUMPS BECAUSE THE BUYER HAS A TINY PENIS LOL” or anything like that. I received a plain white box with my address on it, and the return address was some warehouse in America.

What About The Credit Card Statement?

I don’t remember exactly what it said, but it didn’t say “I BOUGHT A PENIS PUMP LOOK AT ME I’M A LOSER HAHA” either. I think it was “Bathmate Store” or something.

Is There A Guarantee?

Yes!

You have a 60-day, no questions asked, full money back guarantee. You can try it out for two whole months, and if you aren’t satisfied for any reason (or no reason at all), you can return it and get every single penny of your purchase price back. No hassle at all.

So there you have it! That should have answered all the questions you have about the Bathmate.